People who are awesome too.
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
So here’s the deal with this picture. I fucking LOATHE this picture. Its fucking garbage. Some girl I used to follow on instagram posted this awhile back and every time I see it, my blood boils. Let me tell you why…
First and for most; what does that even mean? “keep dancing for these bands and you’ll never dance for these bands”? I’m sorry, that makes no fucking sense. It’s not cute, it’s not witty or funny or anything. It’s just dumb. I don’t even get like the wedding thing? Like sure, you have a first dance and shit at your wedding, but what does dancing have to do with a wedding band? Nothing. Dumb.
Second, this bitch posted it to start up some shit. Her man must have been up in the club or something. And all her friends go “oh yeah babe totally agree!” like for real you guys?
I’d like to state that 98% of the dancers that I’ve worked with and gotten to know, are the most amazing people. And guess what? Most of them are married.
And the last thing I wanna say is this; this bitch is all hating on strippers and whatnot, but there she is, half naked on instagram, taking clothes off for some likes. While her single ass is getting naked for free on instagram, being soooooo much better than us, we are doing our thing, happily married (or happily taken), and making more money than this busted ass hoe. Take that shit somewhere! 👏👏👏
when people are uneducated yet highly opinionated about something…qksdfghlkDSGFH
Keep dancin for these bands, and you’ll never dance for these bands…. Unless your partner is open-minded, nonjudgemental, not jealous, and respects a person’s right to do what the fuck they want to do with their own body.
Hmmmmm…. Doesn’t sound like a bad deal to me.
Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life