nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

flamingno:

jackballs:

i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(Source: biebersmugshot)

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

x-q-site:

best gif of nicki minaj

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

"What’s the question that you’re sick of answering? Did I ask it?"

(Source: mckeymilkovich)

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

(Source: bat-relief)

moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me